Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts

6 Interesting Facts About Spongebob

>> Saturday, December 3, 2011

1. Mr. Krabs know right? He is the boss of Spongebob on burgers Kraby Pathy. The story, after the war, Mr. Krabs into a deep depression. Then he bought a retirement home, The Rusty Krab. Through hard work and all the effort, the Krusty Krab recovered and became the most popular burger shop under the sea. Below: Pictures At still named Rusty Krab

Spongebob-squarepants

2. According to the episode "Sleepy Time": Mr. Krabs age was 62 years his driver's license number: A5265661 Date of birth: 30 November 1942 Address: 3541 Anchor Way, Bikini Bottom He's got a pet named Mr. Doodles

3. SpongeBob is the date of birth: July 14, 1986. So now the age of Spongebob is nearly 19 years. Driving License (SIM) has appeared in the episode "Sleepy Time" and "No Free Rides." In the two episodes that his driver's license number is A1356021 SpongeBob Address is: 124 Conch St. bikini Bottom

4. SpongeBob, Stephen Hillenberg cartoon creation is designed for ages two to eleven years. However, the fact the film was also siphon adult viewers ages 18 to 50 years. A survey in Britain showed that 40 percent of one million viewers SpongeBob aged over 16 years.

5. Spongebob originator, Stephen Hillenberg, never studies in marine resources at the University of Humboldt, California. Hillenberg also taught marine biology at Orange County Marine Institute, California and then take the master's program in experimental animation at the Art Institute of California. Experience and hobby that gave birth to the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants in 1996.

6. Nickelodeon SpongeBob is a company that produces under the Viacom umbrella MTV.Belakangan SpongeBob who also made ​​wide-screen version of an indicator that the film has a worldwide market.
Read More

When Politicians Become Football Player

>> Thursday, November 17, 2011

1. When exposed to a red card.
The answer: "for me it's okay if given a red card, provided in accordance with existing regulations, please be revisited".

2. When you lose 1-7.
"We've managed to minimize losses and has managed to score against your opponent."

3. When you get a yellow card.
"There must be a third party influencing referees who want to discredit us".

4. When tripped opponent.
"They do not like us and tried in every way to harm us".

5.Bila tackle on an opponent.
"This action should be taken to protect our players keamanaan in general and in particular our goalkeeper".

6.Bila caught hitting an opposing player.
"I do not mean to hurt him, I was just trying to joke with him to ease the tension".

7. When caught malingering in opponent penalty box.
"Miraculous .. my pain can disappear for an instant ...."

8. When dibangkucadangkan in important games.
"I have to look at and analyze this match from the sidelines, because I was out of the field will automatically reach the game I see a pattern wider than their opponents who are playing, then I will give clues to their friends, how the strategy
right to beat your opponent. "

9. When playing ugly.
"We did not play bad, they're the observer who does not understand the pattern of our game".

10. If left out in the early rounds.
"Our opponents play dirty, they have a referee and linesman who could be bought".

11. When his team supporters riot.
"Proponents of the opposite team trying to provoke the anger of our supporters, so do not blame them if they become violent".

12. When the schism in the team.
"There are no divisions in our squad. Only a little difference of opinion only, however we remain compact and united under the command of trainers".

13. When shunned many of his supporters.
"Those who do not support us anymore just a few people".

14. If caught using drugs.
"There are those who have lied to me, they say this drug to cure my cough."

15. When fired from his team.
"I want to rest for a certain period".
Read More

Night Joke

A woman is in the process of giving birth, assisted by obstetricians. Suddenly he stopped twitching and called his doctor, "Doctor, please tell ya later color of each body part of my child."

"Why what?" the doctor asked in surprise.

"Mmmhh, I actually Hiper sex and I do not know exactly who his father," said the woman. The doctor nodded in understanding.

Finally when the baby's head out, the doctor said, "Well the baby's head has begun to emerge, the color of his hair blond. Have you ever been in touch with people Caucasians?"

"Doctor ever, thank you."

"Well, his face somewhat pale skin and slanted eyes. Have you had any contact with Chinese people?"

"Doctor ever, thank you."

"Now get out your chest and hands. Kok color is black. Have you ever dealt with the Negro?"

"Doctor ever, thank you."

"Well, now his legs. The color is chocolate brown. There apparently Indonesian people."

"Doctor ever, thank you."

After all the baby's body out, the doctor spank her and quit crying voice, "Ooeeeee ..."

"Thank God. I'd guess he would bark," sighed the mother emotion .......
Read More

Site Stats

Copyright © Anything is here

Powered By Blogger | GoogleValid XHTML