Covert Facts About Women

If you kiss, you're not a gentleman
If you do not smell it, you're not a man
If you praise him, he will think you ngegombal
If you do not praise it, you are a useless man
If you agree with anything she wants, she will ngelonjak
If you disagree, you're not understanding
If you fuck him, you suspect "was an expert"
If you do not have sex with him, you're not a man
If you visit her often, she thinks you're boring
If you do not visit very often, he's accusing you play with someone else
If you're dressed, she said you attract the attention of another woman
If you're not dressed, he says you're a mess
If you're jealous, he says you're evil
If you're not jealous, he said you did not love him
If you want to make love, she said you did not respect him
If you do not want to make love, she thinks you do not like him
If you're one minute late, he would get angry
If he's late for an hour, he said it was supposed to be a woman
When you visit another woman, she will accuse you've got another woman
If he is visited by another man, "Oh! It is typical, our women! "
If you kiss a minute, you're the one he accused of cold
If you kiss a long time, he shouted that you were disrespectful
If you fail to help him cross the street, you lack ethics
If you managed to help him cross the street, he considers the tactics of man
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you crocodile
If he's staring at another man, he said that they admire
If you pay for her life, she thinks you underestimate
If you do not pay for his life, he thought you were for the inclusion
If you're having sex with another woman, she asked to drop out
If he's having sex with another man, "Not my fault! He is a force!
If you desire to make love to her, he considers only that which you want
If you do not desire to make love to her, he thinks you're selling expensive
If you talk, she wants you alone to hear that you're talking about
If you listen, she wants you to do the talking
If he remained silent during sex, he asked dicumbu
If you're silent during sex, she also did not say anything
If she cries, you either have to make her cry
If you cry, he went away from you because you're not a real man

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