Night Joke
>> Thursday, November 17, 2011
A woman is in the process of giving birth, assisted by obstetricians. Suddenly he stopped twitching and called his doctor, "Doctor, please tell ya later color of each body part of my child."
"Why what?" the doctor asked in surprise.
"Mmmhh, I actually Hiper sex and I do not know exactly who his father," said the woman. The doctor nodded in understanding.
Finally when the baby's head out, the doctor said, "Well the baby's head has begun to emerge, the color of his hair blond. Have you ever been in touch with people Caucasians?"
"Doctor ever, thank you."
"Well, his face somewhat pale skin and slanted eyes. Have you had any contact with Chinese people?"
"Doctor ever, thank you."
"Now get out your chest and hands. Kok color is black. Have you ever dealt with the Negro?"
"Doctor ever, thank you."
"Well, now his legs. The color is chocolate brown. There apparently Indonesian people."
"Doctor ever, thank you."
After all the baby's body out, the doctor spank her and quit crying voice, "Ooeeeee ..."
"Thank God. I'd guess he would bark," sighed the mother emotion .......
"Why what?" the doctor asked in surprise.
"Mmmhh, I actually Hiper sex and I do not know exactly who his father," said the woman. The doctor nodded in understanding.
Finally when the baby's head out, the doctor said, "Well the baby's head has begun to emerge, the color of his hair blond. Have you ever been in touch with people Caucasians?"
"Doctor ever, thank you."
"Well, his face somewhat pale skin and slanted eyes. Have you had any contact with Chinese people?"
"Doctor ever, thank you."
"Now get out your chest and hands. Kok color is black. Have you ever dealt with the Negro?"
"Doctor ever, thank you."
"Well, now his legs. The color is chocolate brown. There apparently Indonesian people."
"Doctor ever, thank you."
After all the baby's body out, the doctor spank her and quit crying voice, "Ooeeeee ..."
"Thank God. I'd guess he would bark," sighed the mother emotion .......
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